freedom pat 

the TSA's new pat down procedure put in effect in the holiday season, 2010 that is far more in depth to prior security pat downs

I went through airport security to get on my flight to the middle of no where USA, and they did a FREEDOM PAT on me, WTF, that was uncomfortable.

freedom pat by juggalo94 November 28, 2010

Freedom Pat 

The process of having your genitalia fondled by low-paid government officials at a major airport in the name of a false public perception of national security. An optional procedure only used if one opts out of using a scanning machine that allows a different, anonymous low-paid government worker in a back room to see your private parts (and possibly also bombs) by way of x-rays that have been shown to increase risks of cancer.

"It's not a grope. It's a Freedom Pat!" - Head of the Department of Homeland Security

Freedom Pat by KeegdnaB November 23, 2010

Freedom loving warrior patriot 

Someone that is often more than happy (whatever that might be) to prove your point that they're a fucking moron.

She was a freedom loving warrior patriot of honor that somehow still didn't actually hold anything sacred enough to honor it.

Freedom loving warrior patriot by The Original Agahnim November 15, 2021