Free-Pee 

The act of a male human peeing in a urinal or toilet without using their hands in any way at all unless unzipping their pants.

Person 1: Ok, lets go.

Person 2: Wash your hands you nasty bastard.

Person 1: I don't have to, I just did a free-pee.

Person 2: wtf.

Free-Pee by What the hell's a pseudonym? April 30, 2011

Corner free pee

When u wake up in the night and you in something close to you so u don't have to walk to another room or around the bed to go, other words. You don't have to walk around any corners

I had a corner free pee , I used my kids training toilet last night after drinking beer all night,

Corner free pee by Ray8603 August 27, 2022

yankee dinger pee free family 

a yankee dinger pee free family is a family of special friends who like to make interesting sounds like (OOOWWWWLLLL,slurp,coo,coof,and more) we all have fun nick names for eachother and talk ab the most random things we have our own language called chunks and we love eachother dearly a very smelly group who also have a movie, snapchat, insta and more we eat eachother if u live in ny be aware we’re a wild bunch of special people who r crazy there is 11 of us stinkys

1.)oh that yankee dinger pee free family is always making loud scary sounds i don’t know if i should call the police it concerns me

2.) the yankee dinger pee free family talk about concerning and disturbing things i’m scared

3.) hey stinky girls

yankee dinger pee free family by yankee dinger pee free family May 17, 2018

free peeing 

Free peeing is the act of urinating without controlling the direction of the urine flow.

Can you believe that guy just whipped his junk out and started peeing? He wasn't even holding it! He was totally free peeing!

free peeing by Rabbels October 20, 2010

Free the Peenie 

That feeling or urge men get to just let their genitalia hang loose. This is usually done at home after long stressful days.

Bob: Hey man I’ve been working all day. I can’t wait to free the peenie when I get home.
Tyrone: Hell yeah bro, #freethepeenie.

Free the Peenie by Loafhead January 29, 2019