Free kick
A person who is incompetent at their job, so is offered up by their boss for “exciting development opportunities” to make them someone else’s problem. Their boss would rather have an empty chair in the office than that person.
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Free Kick
Free Kick by album luancher January 27, 2011
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Free kick merchant
A: What a goal from Ward-Prowse! We bangs another magnificent one!
B:Insane goal from him. But still, he's only a free kick merchant.
B:Insane goal from him. But still, he's only a free kick merchant.
Free kick merchant by Tommathy Simons December 11, 2023
Free kick merchant
Refers to an AFL player (typically a forward) who plays for free kicks to kick easy goals from set shots. The Australian rules football equivalent of a penalty merchant.
"Oh wow, did you see Charlie Curnow kick 6 goals on the weekend?"
"Yep, he doesn't deserve them, he's a free kick merchant"
"Yep, he doesn't deserve them, he's a free kick merchant"
Free kick merchant by Alexedc3 April 28, 2024
Hungarian Free Kick
Will: Shiit, I was eating my girl out the other day, and some dousche fag came up became me and stuck his finger up my ass.
Jazzy Jeff: Oh damn! He got you with the Hungarian Free Kick!
Jazzy Jeff: Oh damn! He got you with the Hungarian Free Kick!
Hungarian Free Kick by FengCao July 29, 2009
Collingwood Free Kick
In the game of Australian Rules Football, a free kick that is awarded by an umpire for no apparent reason. So called because they are most often awarded to players of the Collingwood Football Club. Also, a free kick awarded to a Collingwood player when one should rightly have been awarded to the opposition.
Collingwood player attempts to take a mark, drops the ball, is awarded a Collingwood Free Kick anyway.
Collingwood Free Kick by martybanana August 14, 2012
Free kicking
Darryl: yo, pop out to this party with me bro.
Michael: nah, I ain't free kicking it with them users bro.
Michael: nah, I ain't free kicking it with them users bro.
Free kicking by E4K Cue September 30, 2025
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