Finger Free February is the Month where Females can’t do the dirty stuff with there Vagina. NO OTHER OBJECTS ARE ALLOWED. This is also considered the Female Version of “No Nut November”. Good Luck Ladies.
Girl 1: Are you gonna participate in FFF?!
Girl 2: What’s that??
Girl 1: It’s Finger Free February! Where you cant finger yourself or use any other objects!
Girl 2: OMG YASSSSS... I’m going to participate!
It’s a challange for females. In this challange girls/women CANNOT masturbate for the whole month of february.
-Female version of NNN (no nut november)
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).