Free Willy

Another way of saying going commando (for a male). Willy means dick. Your dick and balls are freely hanging when you go commando.

My favorite way to jog or do jumping jacks is while I'm Free Willy.

by M_Dubz152 June 8, 2023

Free Willy

When your smoking a bong and start to take a hit but end up coughing down into the chamber causing water to shoot out the stem, like a whale shooting water out of its blowhole

Douglas tried taking a huge bong rip but just ended up free willying

by SaltySB October 11, 2011

Free Willy

A penis that is not covered.

After I took off my underwear, my free willy was showing.

by The Man with No Name November 20, 2017

free Willy

The taking out of one's penis. Whipping out one's dick, usually to take a piss or get a blow job.

"Pull over, I've gotta free Willy!"
or, "When she gave me that look, I knew it was time to free Willy."

by Antenna Wilde February 14, 2008

free willy

To take a long-needed crap.
Applies only when healthy, large and consistent turds are expected, accompanied with an emphatic accolade of farts.
Does not apply to limp-wristed quiche diarrheas.

Ladies, will you please excuse me? I'm going to free Willy.

If you don´t eat your All-Bran, you won´t be able to free Willy!

by Hugh G Rection September 19, 2003

free willy

Former President Clinton's favorite movie. He saw it with Monica Lewinski.

Clinton: This is my favorite part of the, ugh , movie.
Monica: Wow! Look at that blowhole spew!

by JD February 8, 2005

free willy

When a man urinates without the use of his hands.

"I couldn't even use my hands that bathroom was so dirty. I had to do a free willy!"

by pike-pat March 16, 2008