Free Lunch

The lunch you steal from your friend who brought two with him.
The money you take from the rich person because you are a lazy snowflake.

Hey! That ain't no Free Lunch, kid. I worked hard for that!

by Real_NoobToob May 4, 2020

Free Lunch

Free Lunch is where you're allowed to get something totally free without having to pay anything for it later.

Steve: I took Samantha to my house and we had a really good time together, but since I didn't buy her food first, she said she won't be seeing me again.

Bill: There is no Free Lunch.

by Pony Battles November 25, 2019

Free Lunch

Used to refer to a *-free or catch free offer, the expression "there is no free lunch" sums it up.

fucktard: "This flyer says I can win a free Ipod!"

Figure.10: "There's no free lunch, butthole."

by Figure.10 June 26, 2009

free lunch

Hooking up with a girl immediately after she breaks up with her boyfriend, during the 'rebound' period.

You remember that girl we knew from Chem class? I'm gonna get me some free lunch with her today.

by Mankind 1337 April 28, 2008

free lunch

The act of ejaculating into a sleeping homeless hoe's mouth, giving her the protien and salts she so desperatly needs.

I saw this bum in the alley, and I gave her some free lunch.

by Remington Steele February 3, 2005

Free Lunch

When you shit your pants at work, your buddies owe you free lunch for bestowing that laugh you gave them at your expense. Photographic evidence of the shitting must be provided.

Damnit Vince you owe me free lunch that wasn’t a fart!

by The izzzyest August 21, 2018

Free lunch

Something you get for free

Yo I been gettin money for nothing that’s a free lunch

by YuOfTheNight October 19, 2019