Free Head

Name: Free Head Mug
Brand: Urban Dictionary
Price: 25.00 USD
Availability: InStock

When girls go on vacation get you drunk and use their women seducing powers to get you to fuck her for free. This sounds great but usually girls looking for free head are usually carrying STD's or are ugly.

Dude One: DAMN
Dude Two: What?
Dude One: A girl got my free head and now i have AIDS.
Dude Two: Thats what you get for screwing my mom, BITCH

Free Head by Johnny3TearsXD February 28, 2011

Get the Free Head mug.

Urban Dictionary Merch

Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.

The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

Add to cart $24.95

Choose size $32.95

Choose size $49.95

Add to cart $29.95

Free head Thursday

Every thursday males get free bjs from anyone they asked.

I can’t wait for free head Thursday.

Free head Thursday by Daddy_jorge September 10, 2020

Get the Free head Thursday mug.

Free Head Card

Anyone You Show This To Has To Give You Free Head.

Hey look at this! *shows free head card* Aw man, now i gotta give u head

Free Head Card by FaxTalker69420 May 26, 2021

Get the Free Head Card mug.

free head lettuce

Lettuce that has never been packaged and bounded with tight fitting plastic. The lettuce head tastes better since it was never exposed to plastic. Highly recommended by well known chefs who also generally suggest free range chicken.

TV Chef: "Always select a free head lettuce when preparing a gourmet salad."

free head lettuce by yes juanito yes May 26, 2015

Get the free head lettuce mug.

Free head day

On December 3rd its national free head day for the boys

Hey Scott its national free head day lemme give you sloppy

Free head day by pre.ium December 3, 2020

Get the Free head day mug.

Free head Friday

Head that given every Friday

Yo it Friday u know what time it is for short it’s Free head friday

Free head Friday by Knee down head up suck up April 7, 2019

Get the Free head Friday mug.

Free Head Day

Get the best head from anyone for a day!

Friend: OMG IT'S FREE HEAD DAY

Me: >:)

Free Head Day by Raybart October 3, 2022

Get the Free Head Day mug.

leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Get the leafers mug.

Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

Get the Respectfully mug.

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

Get the You met me at a very Chinese time in my life mug.

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Get the crunchy mug.

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

Get the Galantir mug.

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Get the murderhobo mug.