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freecell
a solitaire like card game that has been reducing office productivity since microsoft (the evil) incorporated it in their basic entertainment package.
Freecell is won when this happens:
AH 2H 3H 4H 5H 6H 7H 8H 9H 10H JH QH KH
AS 2S 3S 4S 5S 6S 7S 8S 9S 10S JS QS KS
AC 2C 3C 4C 5C 6C 7C 8C 9C 10C JC QC KC
AD 2D 3D 4D 5D 6D 7D 8D 9D 10D JD QD KD
AH 2H 3H 4H 5H 6H 7H 8H 9H 10H JH QH KH
AS 2S 3S 4S 5S 6S 7S 8S 9S 10S JS QS KS
AC 2C 3C 4C 5C 6C 7C 8C 9C 10C JC QC KC
AD 2D 3D 4D 5D 6D 7D 8D 9D 10D JD QD KD
freecell by ankur patel August 17, 2006
Related Words
Free Cell • free • free willy • free spirit • free speech • Free Thinker • free money • Free Running • free agent • Free Robux
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