Free Balding

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The act of going out in public with a bald head that is normally covered by some sort of cap, hat or other head covering.

"Hey Trev, what happened to that greasy old cap you were wearing?"

"I decided to wash that fukkin thing so now I have to go FREE BALDING all weekend".

Free Balding by Hardcock2011 August 18, 2011

Word of the Day on August 20, 2011

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Free balling

The act of wearing pants without underwear, allowing your balls to hang freely

"Damn, i forgot underwear! Looks like ill have to go free balling"

Free balling by Applepear69 November 10, 2013

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free balling

When a guy doesn't wear anything underneath his pants/trousers/shorts and he is letting himself hang loose.

My boyfriend wants to look tight in his pants, so he decided to do a little free ballin' and forgot his boxers.

free balling by ErynnGirl19 April 6, 2004

free balling

walkin' around, usually in shorts, without underwear on. often sung along with, and popularized by, the tom petty song 'free falling'

The stank, nasty fart left skidmarks; now he's free balling.

free balling by stiger April 19, 2003

Free Balling

When one wears no underwear beneath his trousers
e.g Did you see Steves arse, he was free balling so hard.

Or, In the sport of cricket one is said to "free ball" when they wear no box (protects genitals) whilst batting.

Carl: are you alrite dude?
Hank: Na man I took one to the balls
Carl: did your box shatter?
Hank: Dude I was free balling
Carl: Ooooohh

Free Balling by WOW enthusiast October 13, 2007

Free Balling

a Male individual who wears no underwear

EWH! That dude is Free Balling

Free Balling by Xerxes-aka-Bryperson January 25, 2008

Free Balling

When you do something without any aid or plan

1: Do you even know what you’re doing with the turkey?
2: No I’m just free balling it
1: you really had no plan for our thanksgiving turkey?
2: nope just making it on a whim

Free Balling by DB2004 November 21, 2022

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026