Jim was headed to the bar, but standing there was Bob, a Frequaintance who was always happy to be offered a beer but never seemed to be around to buy one back
(n) A person in your life who claim to be friends, but they only contact you when they need a favor, at which point they leverage the "friendship".
John: So, Dave called me the other day. Said he needed my help moving...again.
Amy: Yeah? Are you going to?
John: Naw, he never does anything for me, he's such a fakequaintance.
Joe: Yeah so you goin' to the corner store with your friends?
Jane: Well they're not really my friends, Joe.
Joe: Then what are they? Acquaintances?
Jane: More to me than that, I guess I could call them my.. 'friecquaintances'.
Joe: Say whaaaat?!
Someone who you have 'friended' on Facebook but don't really know or keep in touch with. You generally don't know anyone who ever comments on their Wall and wouldn't know them even if they walked right up to you and slapped you.
"Yea, I'm friends with her but we've only met, like, once. She's just a Facequaintance."