Frankenstein Reality Theory
A meta-ontological framework proposing that what we call "reality" is not a seamless, coherent whole but a patchwork stitched together from incompatible fragments: scientific descriptions (quarks, waves), lived experiences (colors, pains), social constructions (money, borders), and cultural interpretations (spirits, ancestors). These fragments do not logically cohere—quarks have no color, yet we see red; money has no intrinsic value, yet we die for it. Yet reality functions. Frankenstein Reality Theory argues that reality is assembled from heterogeneous parts—like Frankenstein’s monster—that somehow move together. It rejects the demand for a unified theory of everything (TOE) as a metaphysical fantasy. Instead, it embraces ontological pluralism: different domains have different rules, and contradiction is managed, not resolved. This theory explains why quantum mechanics and general relativity remain unreconciled yet both work; why consciousness seems non-physical yet arises from neurons; why social constructs feel as real as rocks. It is a humble, post-foundationalist realism.
Example: “Frankenstein Reality Theory explains how she can be a physicist who believes in quantum fields and a devout Catholic who prays to saints—two incompatible realities stitched into one functional life.”
Frankenstein Reality Theory by Dumu The Void May 26, 2026
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