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Fractured Penis 

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Probably the most hideous sexual injury a man can suffer behind waking up next to a dog rough woman.

Somehow the sections of the penis which contain blood during an erection are burst via a violent snapping of the penis, rendering it utterly and completely worthless to the owner and anyone else.

The ability to get an erection thereafter is limited to agonising semis where blood ends up swelling the penis but it fails to get hard or any decent shape.
The clinic was full of people with a fractured penis, it is all the rage at the moment.

When will people learn that dry bumming is never going to end well.
Fractured Penis by Doug up February 23, 2018

Fractured Penis 

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A limp dick that rises from the ashes
Yo Mufasa, that fractured penis the other day really had us going
Fractured Penis by SammyPNickyP4eva September 20, 2017

Penial Fracture 

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Sally is like a penial fracture, limp and unneeded
Penial Fracture by Dickhole February 25, 2018

Penial Fracture 

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It’s when you break your dick. To fix it they must put a metal rod inside your cock and let it heal from there. :)
“Ah shiiiiiiiit! I just cracked my dick! OW I THINK ITS A PENIAL FRACTURE!
Penial Fracture by Patytu October 21, 2019
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