foty
A term of self-endearment for a person of Asian descent whom possesses modest means yet fantasizes about magnificent dreams.
foty by stanley@300newarkst January 17, 2020
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FOTY
Acronym for Father Of The Year. A derisive and sarcastic term for men who abrogate, half-ass or otherwise shirk their responsibilities either by action or neglect.
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Foty
Father Of The Year
FOTY
A sarcastic term and nickname for a dead beat, absentee or piece of shit father. FOTY is an acronym for Father Of The Year but in the most negative way possible.
Like always, I'll got my son and you stay there, doing You, like you always do, FOTY!!
Years ago, my friend had a horrible, cheating husband and worst, he was also a beadbeat, missing in action-father.
After one of their many arguments and me always trying to diffuse the tension with humor, I said, Well, he turned out to be a real FOTY! She said FOTY? Yeah, Father Of The Year. And it stuck! FOTY is the term for that horrible, beadbeat father and we all know that type.
That sentence comes straight out of a text I sent my son's father! His nephew was the original crown holder, but now he rocks it oh too well!
Years ago, my friend had a horrible, cheating husband and worst, he was also a beadbeat, missing in action-father.
After one of their many arguments and me always trying to diffuse the tension with humor, I said, Well, he turned out to be a real FOTY! She said FOTY? Yeah, Father Of The Year. And it stuck! FOTY is the term for that horrible, beadbeat father and we all know that type.
That sentence comes straight out of a text I sent my son's father! His nephew was the original crown holder, but now he rocks it oh too well!
pound a foty
When you fuckin' take dat 40 Ounce bottle a' O-E and slam it DOWN! (After you have poured out some first for all a' tha dead homies, of course)
DAY-AMN! You see dat shorty jus POUND dat foty? Shit, let's fuckin' rob his slippin' ass! Du, I cantst wait, I needs ta pound a foty RAHT NOW!
pound a foty by schnakadow September 28, 2005
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A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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