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fortune 500 

The people who aren't stupid enough to get convinced to fuck their own sisters and give up their money.

They will typically taunt others with the line, "I f*cked your sister, why don't you? You know you will like it. Mind if I get a couple of dollars for that suggestion?"

Unfortunately some people cannot see that they are just joking and do end up screwing their sisters and paying people for the opportunity.

Those people are most likely to be extremely liberal and caught up in the notion that daddy's oil money will never run out. Thats you, Colorado College students!
I want to own a Fortune 500 company, not work for one. That girl is your sister? I think I have met here before, but where...? oh yeah!
fortune 500 by This is it October 21, 2004

fortune 500 mind 

People with Fortune 500 minds are phenom's and run empires. You have the street smart type like Big Meech, Jay z, LOX, Nas, SUBZERO GROOVE, El Chapo, Jeezy, E40, BIGGIE, TUPAC, and are grade A upper echelon Puppet Masters similar to the Godfather™© how the manipulate the strings and control with impetuous Power behind the scenes. Then you have the legal book smart legal types like Steve Jobs, Bill Gates, Oprah, Elon Musk, Mark Zuckerberg, Warren buffet, the Shark Tank ™© Moguls.

Last you have the ancient mythical type like Cleopatra, King David, King Solomon, Mansa Musa and many more! They have all amassed enormous gorgeous fortunes well into the trillions!(all the types Fortune 500 mind's.)
People with Fortune 500 minds are geniuses and are useless the most wealthiest people on the planet cause they're planning execution and strategies are impeccable and second to none bar applause!
fortune 500 mind by Insurrection February 14, 2019

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008