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fortnites shit 

Fortnites a game where they for some reason car about fucking planes and ballers instead of making the fucking game better everyone just plays creative because Fortnite pubs are complete shit
Gary: yo wanna play Fortnite

Mike: creative?
Gary:nah pubs

Mike:Gary go kill yourself if u think public Games are good u now life virgin fuck of Fortnite is shit and Tim sweeny doesn’t know how much damage and real shotgun does, fortnites shit
fortnites shit by Shehhd May 1, 2019

Fortnite balls 

Hamborgir sussy balls lil mosey is red sussy balls EDP445 balls I like 13-
Unlock yo jaw
Unlock em
Unlock em
Fo the fortnite balls
Fortnite balls by * A M O G U S * August 14, 2021

$19 fortnite card 

who wants it? and yes, im giving it away. remember, share, share, share. and trolls, dont get blocked.
$19 fortnite card by nice cæck February 16, 2021

19 dollar fortnite card 

who wants it? and yes. I'm giving it away and remember share share SHARE.

And trolls, DON'T GET BLOCKED
man: fortnite bad
guy: 19 dollar fortnite card
man: omg i need that

No Fortnite February 

A month in which you cannot play Fortnite in any way, shape or form. Loss of virginity tends to increase by 600%
"Yo, John Wick needs your help at Tilted Towers!"

"Sorry man, it's No Fortnite February! Can't do that shit today!"

fortnite flu 

The act of pretending to be sick and playing “Fortnite”. Usually done by those who want to get a win or just someone that wants to play instead of go to school.
“John has the fortnite flu and has been playing all day.”
fortnite flu by Matthewasi March 15, 2018