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Fortnite Game 

absolute dogshit game that simulates killing children more than school shootings on an average basis. The game is revolved around 'Batel Royal', which is the cartel's way of saying 'my child kill those chavs'

it's free, unfortunately, yet it costs your mental sanity and makes you want to commit suicide.
Lo: 'Hey Billy, wanna play the new Fortnite game?!'

Billy: 'Kill yourself you faggot loving cock sucking mother fucking lifeless Fortnite enjoying dogshit eating cow fucking sheep kissing piece of inbred shit.'
Fortnite Game by UwUGirl69420 September 26, 2023

Fortnite: The Game??

Fortnite is well dead. Trash, and more... Hope u like this def. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 〠 ㋡
Is Fortnite: The Game?? That sucks

Ans:Yessiree

Fortnite: The Game??

Fortnite is well dead. Trash, and more... Hope u like this def. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 〠 ㋡
Is Fortnite: The Game?? That sucks

Ans:Yessiree

Your eating a chipolte buritou in the lake while your showring with paranas.... how do you know that fortnite isnt avalible in 2017 the game is still going to this day. you have to go into the soil and meet bugs life.... THE MOVIE 

someone: "Why do girls twerk"?
Me: "thats a trick question"
someone: "what"
Me: listen....Your eating a chipolte buritou in the lake while your showring with paranas.... how do you know that fortnite isnt avalible in 2017 the game is still going to this day. you have to go into the soil and meet bugs life.... THE MOVIE"

Why Fortnite BR is a good game 

Why Fortnite BR is a good game you might ask well Fortnite battle royale is a great improvement of the mechanics used in other "last man standing/ survival games" because of the ability to harvest recources anywhere and build cover or bases if you need them minus the stupid and time consuming search for armor, helmets, weapon attachments and so on you simply grab a gun and kill people.

Fortnite Gameplayer 

When you see an immense faggot.
When you accuse someone of being Fortnite Gameplayer, he can't roast you back, because it's supernaturally powerful.
G "Hello, can I please-"

You "Nah u Fortnite Gameplayer!"
G "No u" *cry* *cry*