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Fort Mill, SC 

a.k.a. A nice city with a pig problem.
A suburban town right across the border from Charlotte where where cops have absolutely nothing because absolutely nothing goes on. Unfortunately for any young person who likes to have fun by simply drinking one or two beers locked quietly inside a small house, the police feel the need to bust in the house and write up tickets to absolutely everyone and threatening to throw them in jail if they say one word or use a cell phone from there on out. They then proceed to butt fuck all small innocent little boys hiding in the house and leave with any sort of narcotics found during the search. Surprise, Fort Mill! Your night is officially ruined!

ps Wade
1. Innocent citizens of Fort Mill, SC get arrested, often.

2. -Hey, Timmy, I think we should move out of Fort Mill, SC.
-Great idea, Stuart!
Fort Mill, SC by Rebecca W. June 13, 2008

Fort mill middle school 

A middle school full of kids who think they’re better than everyone. There’s about 5 actually decent human beings but the rest are annoying trash. They think they’re so cool for getting high, drink or showing up to school with 10 damn hickeys. Fort Mill is literally the worst school in the district. Most people only go there because the other school was locked. Fort Mill is the place to go for constant bullying and just annoying bs. FMMS is the worst school I’m be district.
Fort Mill Middle School is literally the worst! It’s full of hoes who think they’re the best. Are they? No!

fort mill high school 

Known for its loads of self absorbed douches who act popular to raise their dopamine levels.
"Yeah, I go to fort mill high school"
"Oh, so you're a douche?"

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004