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Foreskin fingers 

When one has applied far too much hand lotion, and find their fingers and palms to be soft but slippery.
“Girl, take some of this pomegranate açaí lotion. I’m getting foreskin fingers

five fingered foreskin fandango 

what a dirty prick! Literally. Doing the five fingered foreskin fandango. Disgusting.

Chinese finger foreskin method 

An ancient Chinese fighting tactic where the aggressor uses his foreskin to wrap around the fingers of the aggressed and subdue them.

This is an ancient tactic being 3000 years old and being used by maser Xao-Wrang Chao, the 3rd temple of the Panda Family.
Master Lee Hao Shufu: Oooh... I can sense the Chinese finger foreskin method is strong with you.