A complete bitch of a girl at N/A college. She is small and blond and looks like a rat. She is the epitamy of bitchiness. We call her forceps because her legs r always open, just like a pair of forceps.
by Haha tht wud b tellin June 24, 2004
a story that is told by a typically entertaining and engaging speaker, whose childbirth was aided by the use of forceps, resulting in a defect that causes the telling of an occasional boring story. A forceps story has no plot, no punchline, no meaning and usually no natural ending.
by Dgriff November 14, 2014