Definitions by Dgriff

forceps story 

a story that is told by a typically entertaining and engaging speaker, whose childbirth was aided by the use of forceps, resulting in a defect that causes the telling of an occasional boring story. A forceps story has no plot, no punchline, no meaning and usually no natural ending.

That's such a forceps story. Forceps!!

forceps story by Dgriff November 13, 2014

puff puff give 

take one hit
let it sit
not too long
share that bong
take another puff
pass the stuff
hold it in
til its back again

come on fuck fuck I paid fitty hun for this shit now puff puff give.

puff puff give by dgriff April 8, 2005