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Jorge Foreman Grill 

mexican george foreman grill but instead of a heated press device, a car or truck is used. Pop the hood of a running automobile place your meats on the highest metal points close and latch the hood then drive it around the block a few times or rev the engine in the driveway. Works best on on a preheated motor, it really knocks out the fat at 70 mph. It will look like your dripping oil onto the road but you know better then that. If you see a car getting chased by dogs, they are just making dinner. Cars run on gas, the American George foreman grill runs on wall. You cant cook authentic Mexican food on wall.
WAIT WAIT POP the clutch Maria, !! ..i thought you knew how to cook women. !

you see why i never let anyone use my jorge foreman grill, it needs a tranny and some tires.

Red Foreman 

Character on ''That 70's Show'' who is constantly threatening to ''stick my foot in your ass'' He is awesome, and calls Eric a ''Dumbass''
1.''Eric, you should read my foot's biography entitled, 'My foot's journey to your ass'''--Red Foreman
2.''Eric, you drilled a hole in my floor. Now I'm my foot's gonna drill a hole in your ass''--Red Foreman
3.''Eric, you're a dumbass''--Red Foreman

tim foreman

bassist of the awesome band switchfoot. very handsome/sexy, has incredible skill like other band mates. did i mention he is sexy.
bro, tim foreman, his bass brought sexy back.
tim foreman by motoson December 9, 2008

Merry Forcemas 

The December Holiday Greeting when Star Wars is the only thing anyone can think or talk about, since no one says "May the Force Be With You" any more.
I was annoyed when the cashier wished me a Merry Christmas, when all I was buying were Star Wars toys, so I corrected him, "Merry Forcemas to you."
Merry Forcemas by NeologianPJG April 2, 2016

The George Foreman 

A prank only to be used against a mortal enemy. One must deficate onto someone elses open laptop keyboard and then close it.

Grill 15 for fifteen minutes.....just kidding.
That girl slapped me, so I took her laptop and gave it The George Foreman.
The George Foreman by FPROLLER November 16, 2009

Dripping like a George Foreman 

Arousing a woman into a state that has her expelling fluids at the same rate as cooking a pack of liconshire sausasges on a George Foreman grill.
"I got her so horny, she was dripping like a George Foreman."
"That pussy's so good I put my name on it"