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Football Girls 

Very rare, but badass ladies who will step up and show the boys how it’s done. They’re probably some of the most tough and talented female athletes that won’t take your sh*t. They work extremely hard to be the best, it’s almost like they never get tired out because they will stop at nothing to be on top.
Football Girls are honestly so tough. I play on the same team as one, she won’t take anyone’s sh*t”
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Football Girl 

Variation of the “pick me girl” who focus on obsessing over the NFL/College Football. She believe her superior knowledge of players, teams, drafts, and regulations will somehow set her apart making her “not like other girls”. She’ll say she likes the “strategy, and the athleticism,” and whatever other BS she can conjure to convince herself she actually likes it. But in reality she’s using it as a mate-seeking advantage tool. It’s also how you end up with female sports-casters. She would prefer to date athletes, but her pungent desperation for sports-approval leaves her benched. She usually ends up settling for any regular black dude.
Vicky is real football girl. She knows more than the homies. Which is good for like fantasy and betting, I guess. But I don’t really gaf otherwise I just want to like my shit.
Football Girl by Stingleberry January 7, 2023

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012

giantess 

she will either play with you crush you use you a slave or eat you
giantess by Tonyt September 8, 2004