Football Girls 

Very rare, but badass ladies who will step up and show the boys how it’s done. They’re probably some of the most tough and talented female athletes that won’t take your sh*t. They work extremely hard to be the best, it’s almost like they never get tired out because they will stop at nothing to be on top.

“Football Girls are honestly so tough. I play on the same team as one, she won’t take anyone’s sh*t”

Football Girls by samshewbread May 12, 2018

Football Girl 

Variation of the “pick me girl” who focus on obsessing over the NFL/College Football. She believe her superior knowledge of players, teams, drafts, and regulations will somehow set her apart making her “not like other girls”. She’ll say she likes the “strategy, and the athleticism,” and whatever other BS she can conjure to convince herself she actually likes it. But in reality she’s using it as a mate-seeking advantage tool. It’s also how you end up with female sports-casters. She would prefer to date athletes, but her pungent desperation for sports-approval leaves her benched. She usually ends up settling for any regular black dude.

Vicky is real football girl. She knows more than the homies. Which is good for like fantasy and betting, I guess. But I don’t really gaf otherwise I just want to like my shit.

Football Girl by Stingleberry January 7, 2023