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A gong, but more fun. And pronounced like a japanese dude...hence fon. :)
Hit my fongong! Go on, it's fon!
Fongong by Chrrris May 19, 2005
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Fongdongle

When someone masturbates for more than one foreigner while eating skittles with a strobe light flashing.
Dude last night this foreign exchange student from Norway fongdongled me, it was life changing.
Fongdongle by DJ Jizzy Jeff February 23, 2011
Your intrail will become your extrails... pain... lots of pain...
"One more word, and i will give you the fonging of your life."
fonging by lucly110 February 18, 2004
To beat the shit out of someone within an inch of their life.
When i finish fonging your ass you're going to be sorry
Fonging by Jack Arentz January 11, 2004
Fonging is when you take the rack out of your oven, tie two strings around the end, wrap the other end of the strings around your fingers, and then bend over slightly from the waist and put your fingers in your ears, at which point others gently tap on the rack with kitchen utensils such as wooden salad spoons, turkey basters, or screwdrivers and it makes an amazing sound in your head.
Fonging with your friends is a great way to have fun.
Fonging by Erasmus Caffery October 4, 2006

fongrongedong 

Fred in pig chinese (like pig latin)

vowels are said as they should be, consonants have "ong" added to the end. Then, speak!

works best with words that don't start with a vowel or have two vowels together
Holy Shit -

Hong o long yong song hong i tong!

Bitch

Bong i tong cong hong
fongrongedong by Fred October 25, 2004
The rubbing and grabbing of sensitive body parts
Thomas: I fondongled your mom and your sister Lane, next is your dad
Lane: Wow ur so cool I wish I wasn't a douche
fondongle by Tcona March 30, 2017
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