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fmud is an acronym for fuck me up daddy. applicable in nearly every frustrating, inconveniencing or arousing situation.
upon realising she was short $5 for pizza, Jane muttered to herself, 'fmud.'

Gerald saw a photo of Tom Hardy whilst scrolling through fb and exclaimed 'fmud' aloud.
fmud by kendirk November 18, 2016
Urban Dictionary Merch
The abbreviation for when a girl says “Fill me up daddy!!!”
Was fucking this rando bitch last night and she was like FMUD!!
FMUD by kgriffin033 February 17, 2018
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Acronym for fuck my useless degree.
Fmud! I got a non stem degree and am not proud of myself, even as a libertarian.
Fmud by Uncle Dimma December 23, 2022
- An acronym of "Fuck Me Upside Down", a term to express one's speechlessness to an extraordinary happening.
- An alternative for "no way" and "GTFO"
Example 1:
Friend 1: Hey did you know there is a real functional hoverboard?
Friend 2: Really?
Friend 1: For real, bro.
Friend 2: Aw FMUD you're serious?

Example 2:
FMUD was that a herd of elephants running through the store?
FMUD by tehbossBelgian July 3, 2015
Similar to fml but stands for f* my useless (university) degree.
The person using the phrase F-mud more likely than not is a pragmatist and understands that their social science degree is worth almost absolutely nothing unless it's followed by a master's degree in something like law.
F-mud by Uncle Dimma December 12, 2022
Acronym for fuck my useless degree
F-mud is used as an expression when the person using it isn't happy w their social science or liberal arts or other non stem degree.
F-mud by Uncle Dimma December 14, 2022
Acronym for f* my useless (non stem ) degree.
You use f-mud when you're unhappy w your useless liberal arts degree. Stem people don't need to use the phrase f-mud
F-mud by Uncle Dimma December 15, 2022
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