FMLS

"Fuck my life sideways"
When its worse than just FML and FMLH even, "Fuck my life sideways" is like getting your shit railed by life.

"Dude, your sister was names FMLPO and your mom is trying to date the gym teacher"
Guy 2
"FMLS"

by De'Smonica October 17, 2009

Fmls

Fuck my little sister

I fmls when she was sitting on my bed wearing lingerie

by Dr. Long Shlong May 6, 2018

fmlsm

fuck my life so much

Rick:"That asshole teacher gave me detention for a month FMLSM"
Andy:Let's tee-pee his house

by Your Word Girl September 17, 2013

FMLSOMF

Fuck My Life Shit On My Face.

When FML just won't do.

I woke up at 10:12 and my final exam in Physics was at 10:00. FMLSOMF (fuck my life shit on my face). FML just wasn't enough.

by tandrews February 5, 2009

FMLSaAitA

Short for: "F*** My Life Slowly and Awkwardly in the Ass"

Used when FML just isn't enough.

"Oh my god, dude, I can't believe I have a 23%! FMLSaAitA!"

as opposed to,

"Oh my god, dude, I can't believe I have a C! FML!"

by mechicken69 October 21, 2009

FMLSAATC

An acronym for "fuck my life sideways and around the corner." Used when FML isn't strong enough.

Bob: You were passed out on the kitchen floor last night. Totally wasted.

Susie: FMLSAATC.

by &brandyleigh;; February 10, 2010

fmlsdh

Akronym for Fuck My Life So Damn Hard.

Dude: "My girlfriend caught me cheating."
Dude 2: "Not good!"
Dude: "You don't say? FMLSDH!!"

by qiTsuk August 27, 2012