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flying sausage

When a man jumps spread-eagle into the open legs of his mate, trying to get his penis into her vagina.
man, i pulled a flying sausage on my wife, but i missed and smashed the fuck out of my face.
by marc and alex April 5, 2007
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flying sausage

When you are having sex and you feel like trying something extreme... fuck your woman a few times, and when you get a boner, get out of position and take a few steps back.

Aim your dick towards her, and jump at her, and try to get your dick in her pussy!

Thus your dick flying... is the flying sausage.
"Want to do the flying sausage?" says the man

"WOOHOO!" says the lady.
by Raptor45 May 19, 2006
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Holy Flying Sausage Ninjas

Ninjas made of sausage that are holy, and can fly
Those Holy Flying Sausage Ninjas just killed my gerbil!!!!!!!!
by humandeath September 3, 2011
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fling flong sausage pizza

fling flong sausage pizza, also known as F.F.S.P, is a fetish genre of porn. in the video you will find a pizza delivery guy ariving to the female customers house, with his dick coming out of the middle of the pizza. usualy the female porn star will pretend to be surprised and start sucking the so called "sausage pizza"....
by fling flong May 3, 2009
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you'd get better music from a sausage frying in a pan

adj. shit music - the sort of music that you can't understand why millions of people like it when it sounds like it could be made easily in a number of everyday situations (e.g. on the toilet, washing the dishes, gargling toothpaste solution etc.)
a: What did you think of them?
b: Alright
a: What does that mean? Were they "oh my god that was the best shit i've ever heard alright" or "i've heard better music from a sausage frying in a pan but they were alright."
b: Yeah I guess.
a: What? Are you even listening to me?..
by brendan July 11, 2004
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Frying the sausage

Frying the sausage is when a female puts a males penis into a toaster, oven, or air fryer to get it crispier before the sucks the dog.
Frying the sausage example “I cant wait to fry your sausage so its nice and crispy for my mouth”
by Peter Nicoll April 9, 2021
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