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French Flumpkin
French Flumpkin by Classy guy69 February 21, 2021
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Flumpcin • flumping • Flumpkin • Flumpcious • flumpin • Flumping Ass • Flumping Crumpet • Flumpino • Flumplington • French Flumpkin
Flumping
The act of flumping involves stuffing a flump marshmallow inside a volunteers bum 'ole and then proceeding to suck it out as romantically possible. Considered to be the most erotic and tasty act of sex.
Flumping by Flump-Master April 27, 2015
Flumping Crumpet
An idiotic person in a situation most atrocious.
Referring to the stupidity of a Flump (Marshmallow) and a Crumpet (Small griddle bread)
Referring to the stupidity of a Flump (Marshmallow) and a Crumpet (Small griddle bread)
Person 1: I just fell off a bridge and luckily Lefty Kreh was there to save me
Person 2: What in the world were you thinking you flumping crumpet
Person 2: What in the world were you thinking you flumping crumpet
Flumping Crumpet by Cracked egg in aberdale December 31, 2022
Puffer Flumpkin
A word that is made up to be a universal insult/compliment. It can mean a really silly person, or somebody who is really stupid. Usually it is used in compliment department. It's like calling somebody a goof-ball. It has to rational meaning, but is very cute when boys call girls this. Boys don't like to be called one because they think it sounds stupid.
"My lawyer is a puffer flumpkin!"
"Aww boo you are my puffer flumpkin"
"You are such a puffer flumpkin."
"Aww boo you are my puffer flumpkin"
"You are such a puffer flumpkin."
Puffer Flumpkin by lulahula October 1, 2013
flumpkin
moweing a girls twat ever so pleasantly while she is taking a shit.
how to: when a girl is takin a shit on the toilet u put her legs up on your shoulders and eat her out while she drops a steamer.
how to: when a girl is takin a shit on the toilet u put her legs up on your shoulders and eat her out while she drops a steamer.
sam r forces josh d into giving her flumpkins on a daily basis.
dude you`re a sick fuck i can't believe you gave that broad a flumpkin last night!
dude you`re a sick fuck i can't believe you gave that broad a flumpkin last night!
flumpkin by tone loc nd joe balla February 21, 2010
flumpkins
flumpkins by MashedPotatoes February 4, 2009
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