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French Flumpkin 

When you cum on a French guy's mom's face then push her face in dogshit almost drowning her
I gave le bluprple's mom a French Flumpkin that filthy slut
French Flumpkin by Classy guy69 February 21, 2021

Flumping 

The act of flumping involves stuffing a flump marshmallow inside a volunteers bum 'ole and then proceeding to suck it out as romantically possible. Considered to be the most erotic and tasty act of sex.
Hey, baby. Are you down to flump?

Sure, I love me some flumping.
Flumping by Flump-Master April 27, 2015

Flumping Crumpet

An idiotic person in a situation most atrocious.
Referring to the stupidity of a Flump (Marshmallow) and a Crumpet (Small griddle bread)
Person 1: I just fell off a bridge and luckily Lefty Kreh was there to save me
Person 2: What in the world were you thinking you flumping crumpet

Puffer Flumpkin 

A word that is made up to be a universal insult/compliment. It can mean a really silly person, or somebody who is really stupid. Usually it is used in compliment department. It's like calling somebody a goof-ball. It has to rational meaning, but is very cute when boys call girls this. Boys don't like to be called one because they think it sounds stupid.
"My lawyer is a puffer flumpkin!"

"Aww boo you are my puffer flumpkin"
"You are such a puffer flumpkin."
Puffer Flumpkin by lulahula October 1, 2013
moweing a girls twat ever so pleasantly while she is taking a shit.
how to: when a girl is takin a shit on the toilet u put her legs up on your shoulders and eat her out while she drops a steamer.
sam r forces josh d into giving her flumpkins on a daily basis.

dude you`re a sick fuck i can't believe you gave that broad a flumpkin last night!
flumpkin by tone loc nd joe balla February 21, 2010

flumpkins 

A flumpkins attacked me while I was at Anderson's house.
flumpkins by MashedPotatoes February 4, 2009
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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