Flumpcin

A girl on top having sex while the man is pooping

I'm busy getting a flumpcin

by Tbost April 1, 2023

French Flumpkin

When you cum on a French guy's mom's face then push her face in dogshit almost drowning her

I gave le bluprple's mom a French Flumpkin that filthy slut

by Classy guy69 February 21, 2021

Flumping

The act of flumping involves stuffing a flump marshmallow inside a volunteers bum 'ole and then proceeding to suck it out as romantically possible. Considered to be the most erotic and tasty act of sex.

Hey, baby. Are you down to flump?

Sure, I love me some flumping.

by Flump-Master April 27, 2015

Flumping Crumpet

An idiotic person in a situation most atrocious.
Referring to the stupidity of a Flump (Marshmallow) and a Crumpet (Small griddle bread)

Person 1: I just fell off a bridge and luckily Lefty Kreh was there to save me
Person 2: What in the world were you thinking you flumping crumpet

by Cracked egg in aberdale December 31, 2022

Puffer Flumpkin

A word that is made up to be a universal insult/compliment. It can mean a really silly person, or somebody who is really stupid. Usually it is used in compliment department. It's like calling somebody a goof-ball. It has to rational meaning, but is very cute when boys call girls this. Boys don't like to be called one because they think it sounds stupid.

"My lawyer is a puffer flumpkin!"

"Aww boo you are my puffer flumpkin"
"You are such a puffer flumpkin."

by lulahula October 1, 2013

flumpkin

moweing a girls twat ever so pleasantly while she is taking a shit.
how to: when a girl is takin a shit on the toilet u put her legs up on your shoulders and eat her out while she drops a steamer.

sam r forces josh d into giving her flumpkins on a daily basis.

dude you`re a sick fuck i can't believe you gave that broad a flumpkin last night!

by tone loc nd joe balla February 21, 2010

flumpkins

A demonic cat.

A flumpkins attacked me while I was at Anderson's house.

by MashedPotatoes February 4, 2009