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fluffy muffin 

when a man sticks his penis in a woman's vagina an sticks his hand in the vagina and starts masterbateing in side her
taylor loves it when garret gives her a fluffy muffin because of her strechy vagina
fluffy muffin by adreainizzl June 21, 2010
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Fluffy Muffin

Usually refers to a really, REALLY soft/cute kitten. Can also mean just a muffin covered in a buncha mold
Person 1: WOW. THAT CAT OVER THERE IS SUCH A FLUFFY KITTEN!
Person 2(definition 2): EW, THATS A REALLY FLUFFY MUFFIN.

Puffy fluffy muffin 

What your boyfriend calls you when he adores you.
My sweet puffy fluffy muffin chocolate. You are just too cute.

fluff muffin 

A big puffy Vagina with fluff covering it. Not too sexy.
sophie pulled down her pants to reaveal a smelly fluff muffin which paul was glad to chomp on and find the cherry in the middle.

yeasty fluff muffin

Man, I woulda smashed that but I could smell she had yeasty fluff muffins.

fluffy muffins 

phrase; used to exclaim that something ridiculous, extreme, exciting, or absurd
That man just jumped off a bridge! Holy fluffy muffins!

holy cow holy crap snap
fluffy muffins by Steaksauce67 January 18, 2011

Fluff a muffin

When told to "fluff a muffin" it means to back the fuck down.
Boy: I just want to look at ur phone.
Girl: Give it back!
boy: NO
Girl, *smacks boy* and takes. GO FLUFF A MUFFIN.
Boy: fuck off.
Fluff a muffin by Caleb Edwards January 21, 2008
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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