Flossophy

An obscure religion in which its followers promise to floss thrice a day, or otherwise incur the wrath of the Floss God, who will 'smite them down with rotten teeth all year round.'

I promise to floss thrice a day, for I am a follower of Flossophy.

by The Phlosophist October 18, 2015

floophy

Adjective: Having the qualities of fluffiness, fuzziness. May infer a level of floppiness.

Westies are so floophy when their hair gets really long.

Damn, that dog is floophy as ass hell.

by MrElwood January 9, 2017

flossopher

1) A person who flosses with exuberant diligence.

2) A person who philosophizes while flossing.

Q: Yo Jaron, why do you floss five times a day?
A: I'm a flossopher.

After cleaning his teeth and gums, Sean the flossopher had finally come to a epistemological conclusion.

by T.N.O.S.I.L.T.A February 21, 2012

Flossaphobia

the fear of being around-- or even watching-- somebody floss their teeth.

That guy's girlfriend has flossaphobia, so to make her cry, he flosses his teeth over her bare body, letting the floss shrapnel fly!

by knoxvillegirl December 7, 2010

flip-flopsophy

The use and practice of conversion to wearing flip flops. A belief that the feet deserve to be free. Practicers of flip-flopsophy are usually on the go people who need easy access to comfortable colorful shoes. Economic and ergonomic, the flip flop is a shoe for all people. Most commonly seen in FL and other warmer climates. Even worn by some in these areas during cooler weather.

I myself am a practicer of flip-flopsophy I have been seen wearing a down jacket, a sweater, a pair of jeans, a scarf.....and a pair of flip-flops. If any body part is going to be sacrificed to frost bite, the toes are as good as gone.

by Lizzabeth December 13, 2008