Flossophy
An obscure religion in which its followers promise to floss thrice a day, or otherwise incur the wrath of the Floss God, who will 'smite them down with rotten teeth all year round.'
Flossophy by The Phlosophist October 18, 2015
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flossopher
Q: Yo Jaron, why do you floss five times a day?
A: I'm a flossopher.
After cleaning his teeth and gums, Sean the flossopher had finally come to a epistemological conclusion.
A: I'm a flossopher.
After cleaning his teeth and gums, Sean the flossopher had finally come to a epistemological conclusion.
flossopher by T.N.O.S.I.L.T.A February 21, 2012
Flossaphobia
That guy's girlfriend has flossaphobia, so to make her cry, he flosses his teeth over her bare body, letting the floss shrapnel fly!
Flossaphobia by knoxvillegirl December 7, 2010
flip-flopsophy
The use and practice of conversion to wearing flip flops. A belief that the feet deserve to be free. Practicers of flip-flopsophy are usually on the go people who need easy access to comfortable colorful shoes. Economic and ergonomic, the flip flop is a shoe for all people. Most commonly seen in FL and other warmer climates. Even worn by some in these areas during cooler weather.
I myself am a practicer of flip-flopsophy I have been seen wearing a down jacket, a sweater, a pair of jeans, a scarf.....and a pair of flip-flops. If any body part is going to be sacrificed to frost bite, the toes are as good as gone.
flip-flopsophy by Lizzabeth December 13, 2008
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