Definitions by T.N.O.S.I.L.T.A

flossopher 

1) A person who flosses with exuberant diligence.

2) A person who philosophizes while flossing.

Q: Yo Jaron, why do you floss five times a day?
A: I'm a flossopher.

After cleaning his teeth and gums, Sean the flossopher had finally come to a epistemological conclusion.

flossopher by T.N.O.S.I.L.T.A February 21, 2012