flossopher

1) A person who flosses with exuberant diligence.

2) A person who philosophizes while flossing.

Q: Yo Jaron, why do you floss five times a day?
A: I'm a flossopher.

After cleaning his teeth and gums, Sean the flossopher had finally come to a epistemological conclusion.

flossopher by T.N.O.S.I.L.T.A February 21, 2012

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Flossophy

An obscure religion in which its followers promise to floss thrice a day, or otherwise incur the wrath of the Floss God, who will 'smite them down with rotten teeth all year round.'

I promise to floss thrice a day, for I am a follower of Flossophy.

Flossophy by The Phlosophist October 18, 2015

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flossopher • Flospher • Flossophy

Flospher

A flip phone owner who pretends to know things by using the smartphones of others.

Bob, a flip phone owner, frequently pretends to know information by constantly asking Cindy to look thinks up on her smartphone. He is a flospher.

Flospher by Susan Sisco Kid April 15, 2017

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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jerb

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Word of the Day on May 22, 2026

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Cheeks

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

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sans sheriff

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Word of the Day on May 20, 2026

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