flossopher 

1) A person who flosses with exuberant diligence.

2) A person who philosophizes while flossing.

Q: Yo Jaron, why do you floss five times a day?
A: I'm a flossopher.

After cleaning his teeth and gums, Sean the flossopher had finally come to a epistemological conclusion.

flossopher by T.N.O.S.I.L.T.A February 21, 2012

Flossophy 

An obscure religion in which its followers promise to floss thrice a day, or otherwise incur the wrath of the Floss God, who will 'smite them down with rotten teeth all year round.'

I promise to floss thrice a day, for I am a follower of Flossophy.

Flossophy by The Phlosophist October 18, 2015

Flospher 

A flip phone owner who pretends to know things by using the smartphones of others.

Bob, a flip phone owner, frequently pretends to know information by constantly asking Cindy to look thinks up on her smartphone. He is a flospher.

Flospher by Susan Sisco Kid April 15, 2017