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something said to make out you are busy when really, you couldn't be further from it.
I would love to watch twilight with you but I'm Flossing the cat and anal bleaching the hamster..
by facebookbloke July 20, 2011
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When you accidentally put your thong on backwards
I was rushing to leave a hookup’s place but I accidentally woke him up, he caught me flossing the cat.
by Catdentist69 November 08, 2018
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