Florisa Mae

A slutty short philipino female who gives "it" up to easily, frequently dating the previous boyfriend's friends solely to promote jealuosly in the previous boyfriend, a girl that CANT SWIM but still considers herself philipino, this type of girl is not one you should come in contact with and keep a good distance, Not the most colorful crayon in the 132 pack

John:Oh are you going to the party tonight?
Henry: Yeah, theres going to be several Florisa Mae's there and I am hoping to get some

by ShitTalkingCamels September 30, 2011

Florida Maelstrom

An enema consisting of Mountain Dew that has had marijuana marinating in it. Most Florida teens think this is a good way to prevent pregnancy.

"Did you hear about Jimmy? His girlfriend told him she might be pregnant, so he went home and gave himself a Florida Maelstrom!"

"Why did he do it to himself?"

"Never question the Florida Maelstrom."

by Dr. Cyborg August 28, 2011