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A Florf is a Florf you can’t describe it it’s just there it’s like air
Florf by TTV Ice August 8, 2019
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The action of messing with/scratching your beard, often while deep in thought. Also the action of a woman running her hand down a mans beard.
"Sometimes when I have writers block I sit and florf my beard until I come up with an idea"

"I love it when you florf my beard"
Florf by Daddy Long Legs September 18, 2016
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The skate game is going to Florf for a while without Jake.
Florf by ThePhelper May 7, 2019
Verb

*floor-oof*

The act of showing affection in one simple word, used commonly between close friends and semi-romantic people, and generally to reward great efforts.
Hero of Time and Space : "I'm just really determined to keep my room clean recently and its payed off a lot..."
Their Half-Platonic Wife : "Awweee! **Florf~**"
Florf by charlotte.she-is-doe March 12, 2025
Just chilling on the flofa havin' a brewski
Flofa by Riverunner September 29, 2017
The most amazing person on this planet. Such a beautiful, hardworking, inspirational girl. You can trust her with you’re life. She’s the best friend you can ever get and if you have a friend like her you’re the luckiest in the whole planet. She doesn’t yet know her worth and at many occasions underestimates herself. She’s insecure at times but that’s the way life’s forced her to be. She won’t only know you well but she’ll understand each and every emotion of yours even when you don’t convey it in words. Be it a good or a bad day she’s always going to hold you’re hand and take you ahead in life.
Flora is my life.
Flora by MaUdFl February 4, 2018
An animal or thing that's fluffy and soft
Floofer by KGlonn January 10, 2016
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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