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Florf
The action of messing with/scratching your beard, often while deep in thought. Also the action of a woman running her hand down a mans beard.
"Sometimes when I have writers block I sit and florf my beard until I come up with an idea"
"I love it when you florf my beard"
"I love it when you florf my beard"
Florf by Daddy Long Legs September 18, 2016
Florf
Florf by ThePhelper May 7, 2019
Florf
Verb
*floor-oof*
The act of showing affection in one simple word, used commonly between close friends and semi-romantic people, and generally to reward great efforts.
*floor-oof*
The act of showing affection in one simple word, used commonly between close friends and semi-romantic people, and generally to reward great efforts.
Hero of Time and Space : "I'm just really determined to keep my room clean recently and its payed off a lot..."
Their Half-Platonic Wife : "Awweee! **Florf~**"
Their Half-Platonic Wife : "Awweee! **Florf~**"
Florf by charlotte.she-is-doe March 12, 2025
Flofa
Flofa by Riverunner September 29, 2017
Flora
The most amazing person on this planet. Such a beautiful, hardworking, inspirational girl. You can trust her with you’re life. She’s the best friend you can ever get and if you have a friend like her you’re the luckiest in the whole planet. She doesn’t yet know her worth and at many occasions underestimates herself. She’s insecure at times but that’s the way life’s forced her to be. She won’t only know you well but she’ll understand each and every emotion of yours even when you don’t convey it in words. Be it a good or a bad day she’s always going to hold you’re hand and take you ahead in life.
Flora is my life.
Floofer
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