Floppysexual 

A person who finds themselves intensely sexually attracted to the floppy noise of laminated paper flopping around.

Beckett: Did you see James just now? He’s a complete floppysexual!
James: Mmm yes laminated paper go floppy floppy~

Floppysexual by Avracadabra July 1, 2020

flippisexual

A sexuality meaning attraction to people with flippy or emo hair

Boy: hey you wanna hang later?;)
Girl: sorry I'm flippisexual, I only like guys with emo hair

Boy: that's not a real sexuality

Girl: omg you're such a flippiphobe

flippisexual by drummerphan February 8, 2015

Feppysexual 

Only sexually attracted to people that make you laugh.

Regina's panties came flying off when he made her laugh.. She's such a feppysexual!

Feppysexual by Cuntelle June 25, 2022

Sloppysexual

An individual who shows preference for perusing sexual relations with other people who their peers have already had sex with. Someone who habitually pursues “sloppy seconds”.

“Sarah tried to hit up the guy who I broke things off with immediately after I told her that I ended things off with him.”

“Jacob only tries to hit it with girls I’ve already dated because he’s a sloppysexual whore.”

Sloppysexual by Lyndolin LLC June 20, 2026