flippisexual

A sexuality meaning attraction to people with flippy or emo hair

Boy: hey you wanna hang later?;)
Girl: sorry I'm flippisexual, I only like guys with emo hair

Boy: that's not a real sexuality

Girl: omg you're such a flippiphobe

flippisexual by drummerphan February 8, 2015

Floppysexual 

A person who finds themselves intensely sexually attracted to the floppy noise of laminated paper flopping around.

Beckett: Did you see James just now? He’s a complete floppysexual!
James: Mmm yes laminated paper go floppy floppy~

Floppysexual by Avracadabra July 1, 2020