Floppy Penis
Floppy Penis by REEEEEal MVP September 24, 2018
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Floppy penis
A floppy penis is where a fully grown male has a penis that will droop for the rest of his life. His penis will hang down in shame and never become erect even if he takes viagra!
Floppy penis by Chris2603 November 10, 2016
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Floppy Penis
a Floppy Penis is when your dick/shaft is not hard and is floppy.
a Floppy Penis can also be and insult used at someone who's being a pussy.
a Floppy Penis can also be and insult used at someone who's being a pussy.
Floppy Penis by HentaiHeaven July 31, 2018
Floppy Penis
Floppy Penis by A lil bit of chicken fried November 7, 2019
floppy horse penis
A simple form of greeting used between 2 men or a man to a woman. can also be used as an ice breaker.
1. man 1- good day sir
man 2- and a floppy horse penis to you too sir.
2. man- *grabs womans boob*
woman- and a flopppy horse penis to you too sir
3. so how about that floppy horse penis today?
man 2- and a floppy horse penis to you too sir.
2. man- *grabs womans boob*
woman- and a flopppy horse penis to you too sir
3. so how about that floppy horse penis today?
floppy horse penis by mattbrandyjay February 21, 2009
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