Flooking

A malapropism of flood and looking-- driving around taking in all the buildings, items and debris both floating and under water from an otherwise innocuous Cat 1 Storm. This is what people-- including me, did after Hurricane Irene's big butt hit us last week!

Our power was out so we started up the vehicle and went flooking. It was amazing to see our rural county under water!

by Mumsiedogma September 05, 2011

flook

Another way to say fuck without your anyone bitching at you.

If you get mad at your cat:
Flook you cat!

by Mike & Sarah Ballou January 02, 2005

flook

(N) a speculative argument improvised on the spot, delievered with an agressive authority as to make the other party believe you are absolutely not bull-shitting them.

"Dude, did you catch that flook Billy just pulled in response to my question as to why mites lives on our eye lashes? I totally believed him that it was because our eye lashes produce a sweet nectar that they are attracted to, I mean, he knows everything."

by la reine January 06, 2006

flook hoe

“Flook hoe” means “hoes” that are looking to”Fuck” Somebody’s boyfriend. That’s why the F is in front of look. And “Flook Hoe” also means that their dirty and do anything for drugs and money. (Pronounce flook as flouuk)

“Bruh did you see shorty over there tryna have sex for a X, onb she a flook hoe.”

by Alleshe W October 14, 2020

flook

a male (or female) that hops on or hits up their friends ex right after they break up

usually reaches out via dm

this man was best mans with my ex and now he thinks he can get it, whatta flook.

this flook really thinks im that desperate for the d

(insert exs name) wont wanna be friends with this flook no more after he hears that he slid into my dms

by cosmicbutterfly June 20, 2018

Get midlessly flooked

When someone absolutely fucks you from behind.

My friend playing Witcher 3 be like: "That was an easy fight! (Bludimir fr slayed 6 of 'em half-dead fuckers)"
*Drowner jumpscares his ass from behind*
My dick for brains: "U mofo, get midlessly flooked, them Drowners really be trying to stuck their dick into your arse nigga!"

by Franchek March 16, 2024

Flook

Something or someone who doesn't have the capacity to understand human nature.

Yo, look at that flook over there, is the toaster being burnt again?

by Jiminy The Cricket April 14, 2025