Floordaddy

One of the highest levels of flooring installation . Floor daddy typically plays the role of a daddy; who knows everything. The quality comes from years of experience on and off the floor.

Oh my god floordaddy! You’re so good to me!!! You do the best work!!

Floordaddy by JOESCUSTOM March 15, 2023

flowdaddy

A man who has long, beautiful, curly hair. Usually worn with a hat. Whenever women see a flowdaddy, it is guaranteed they will fall in love.

Look at that hot flowdaddy over there. His hair is almost as long as mine but I'd still like to run my fingers through it in the bedroom.

flowdaddy by lolodahoehoe June 26, 2015

Flordaddle 

A new double state America made when they decided to combine two former states of Florda and Seattle to save money. It's not a very good place, but it is where the Big Microsoffit is headquartered.

Johnny and Kiane live in an apratment in Flordaddle.

Flordaddle by Pizza Witch April 19, 2022

floorcandy

a.misc. indulgences either found or left behind by yourself or others.

b. a musician and sometimes group as of 2006

a. "i think left some floorcandy in your bathroom, have fun but be careful."
b. "those strippers are dancing to FLOORCANDY in there!"

floorcandy by j. shields January 17, 2007

flogdaddy

One who perpetrates a fake blog.

That bogus weight loss site is just the scam of a flogdaddy.

flogdaddy by jackmc May 5, 2008

flowdaddy

someone who steals credit for anothers original work. using this also calls the target a cocksucker.

"bro, see that flowdaddy use your tag up 5th?"

flowdaddy by lawbrizz February 8, 2023