A phrase for a man who is completely and utterly wasted, to the point where one is constantly falling on the floor due to the lack of coordination.
Esha: I went home with this crazy floor banana the other day and he rocked my world.
Emma: This floor banana said I was slim thick with a cute ass and then fell flat on his face.
Emma: This floor banana said I was slim thick with a cute ass and then fell flat on his face.
by The worst person August 30, 2017
Get the Floor bananamug.