floor tom

a drum used in a drumset that is placed on a floor. its the most crucial of the drums, no matter what anybody tries to tell you.

That floor tom breakdown needed more floor tom

by Edddddddddddddddddddd July 5, 2005

Floor Tom

As a verb: The act of a male “mansplaining” something about drums to a female drummer.

As a noun: A male who “mansplains” something about drums to a female drummer.

“You won’t believe it. I was at the music store trying out drums and a random guy floor tommed me!”

“Yeah, some floor Tom did that to me before a show when I was setting up my drums on stage!”

by Floor Tom February 25, 2024

Floor Tom'd

The action of beeing eaten by a floor tom of a drum set. (See Teen Girl Squad episode 8).

She was floor tom'd!

by Evan May June 7, 2005

Floor Tommmed

To be eaten by a giant floor tom while doing a 16 hour drum solo

The Ugly one has been floor tommed.

by Xero January 20, 2005

tom flood

Fucking gay person. Who sucks a lot of dick.

That man is such a Tom Flood

by Jdlue12 February 24, 2017

aligator green giant poops for life xd get rekt with tommy in it poop crazy bread little turds on the floor lol little baby orphan ronald mcdonald happy meal fart poop shart lol oswald qualarpius the shart fart car

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who the fucking fuck is aligator green giant poops for life xd get rekt with tommy in it poop crazy bread little turds on the floor lol little baby orphan ronald mcdonald happy meal fart poop shart lol oswald qualarpius the shart fart car

by b2byc2md3n March 21, 2022