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Flonker
Flonker by Ogpaperstackz April 14, 2019
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flonkers • flonkerton • Dingus flonker • Tommy flonker • Flanker • flocker • floner • flinker • flonger • flunker
Flonker
Flonker by HauntinHumanoid June 23, 2018
Flonker
Flonker by HauntinHumanoid June 23, 2018
Tommy flonker
Tommy flonker originates from a Latin backround and was originally coined by archeologist Jim E. Nu-traun. It is when the male slaps his spouse anywhere on the body and proceeds to scream "Tommy Flonker!". This catches the spouse off gaurd and then he proceeds to grab her and puts his genitalia into the spouses nose.
Tommy flonker by papijohn November 21, 2017
Dingus flonker
Dingus flonker by Flooper crankle February 25, 2019
Cock flocker
Those girls are total cock flockers, watch when Studly McStudderson walks in.
Dude, she's so drunk and all over everyone. She's a total cock flocker.
Dude, she's so drunk and all over everyone. She's a total cock flocker.
Cock flocker by Highlanduhr December 1, 2009
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Blexas
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.