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Someone who posts to the Usenet newsgroup alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, which has nothing to do with aliens or vampires.
by mimus August 05, 2006
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A term describing birds, which originates from the novel/play/movie One Flew Over the Coockoo's Nest
by Princesspigglepuff June 21, 2017
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its basically a friggin sweet word short for Fucking Lunitic bonkers
hey bictch schwats up

nuthing but i just went toal flonkers on my girl friend!!!

NoICE
by Jon Misener June 22, 2006
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Damn Doug, did you see that bitch? That bitch a FLONKER... slim waist cute face AND FAT OL ASS
by Ogpaperstackz April 14, 2019
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A person who wins and Fortnite Battle Royale and knocks themselves out with their controller.
Yo Derek just won in Fortnite and flonked himself. That Flonker
by HauntinHumanoid June 23, 2018
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A person who wins and Fortnite Battle Royale and knocks themselves out with their controller.
Yo Derek just won in Fortnite and flonked himself. That Flonker
by HauntinHumanoid June 23, 2018
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