Flonker

Someone who posts to the Usenet newsgroup alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, which has nothing to do with aliens or vampires.

"Oh, good. Flonkers."

by mimus September 11, 2008

Flonker

An attractive young lady

Damn Doug, did you see that bitch? That bitch a FLONKER... slim waist cute face AND FAT OL ASS

by Ogpaperstackz April 14, 2019

flonkers

its basically a friggin sweet word short for Fucking Lunitic bonkers

hey bictch schwats up

nuthing but i just went toal flonkers on my girl friend!!!

NoICE

by Jon Misener September 1, 2008

Flonkers

A term describing birds, which originates from the novel/play/movie One Flew Over the Coockoo's Nest

Fly away flonkers, fly!

by Princesspigglepuff June 21, 2017

Dingus flonker

it is the long dying penis of a whale. The word can be used instead of the word doofus or idiot

wow john you are such a dingus flonker

by Flooper crankle February 25, 2019

Flonker

A person who wins and Fortnite Battle Royale and knocks themselves out with their controller.

Yo Derek just won in Fortnite and flonked himself. That Flonker

by HauntinHumanoid June 23, 2018

Tommy flonker

Tommy flonker originates from a Latin backround and was originally coined by archeologist Jim E. Nu-traun. It is when the male slaps his spouse anywhere on the body and proceeds to scream "Tommy Flonker!". This catches the spouse off gaurd and then he proceeds to grab her and puts his genitalia into the spouses nose.

Me: Dude I really wanna Tommy Flonker my girl
Guy 1: Same

by papijohn November 21, 2017