Skip to main content

Flocon De Neige 

This act requires props! You will need: brogue loafers, a rubber band, a pair of scissors, a fine mesh sieve, and a shot glass of extra virgin olive oil.

This act also requires a specific position: the male will straddle the female’s tits facing her face (dick pointing towards face). The males knees need to be seated in the females armpits.

Act itself: Two people strip naked. One person: male or female, does not matter, will be wearing brogue loafers - to keep it classy. A rubber band is then applied to the man at the hilt of the pecker - in front of the balls - in order to pinch off the urethra. The female, with a pair of scissors in her off hand and a shot glass of extra virgin olive oil in her strong hand, will then coat the shaft with the extra virgin olive oil and continue stroking up until the point of climax. During climax - THIS IS IMPORTANT - she swaps the scissors to her strong hand and with her weak hand places a fine mesh sieve infront of the head. She then uses the scissors to trim the rubber band to release the release at an accelerated speed which then atomizes the jizz so that it appears to snow down on her face neck and chest like a flurry of snowflakes.

ALL CREDIT FOR THIS NEEDS TO GO TO JAS FROM THE FREEDOM FRIENDS PODCAST WHO COULDNT GET THIS UPLOADED WHEN HE TRIED
You won’t believe the amount of props it took to do the Flocon De Neige with my girl last night
Flocon De Neige by mj9864 December 14, 2021
Flocon De Neige mug front
Get the Flocon De Neige mug.
See more merch

Flocon De Neige 

This act requires props! You will need: brogue loafers, a rubber band, a pair of scissors, a fine mesh sieve, and a shot glass of extra virgin olive oil.

This act also requires a specific position: the male will straddle the female’s tits facing her face (dick pointing towards face). The males knees need to be seated in the females armpits.

Act itself: Two people strip naked. One person: male or female, does not matter, will be wearing brogue loafers - to keep it classy. A rubber band is then applied to the man at the hilt of the pecker - in front of the balls - in order to pinch off the urethra. The female, with a pair of scissors in her off hand and a shot glass of extra virgin olive oil in her strong hand, will then coat the shaft with the extra virgin olive oil and continue stroking up until the point of climax. During climax - THIS IS IMPORTANT - she swaps the scissors to her strong hand and with her weak hand places a fine mesh sieve infront of the head. She then uses the scissors to trim the rubber band to release the release at an accelerated speed which then atomizes the jizz so that it appears to snow down on her face neck and chest like a flurry of snowflakes.
“You’ll never believe the props it takes to do the Flocon De Neige with my girl”
Flocon De Neige by mj9864 December 14, 2021
Related Words

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026
excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting
adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹
Word of the Day on July 6, 2026

fudanshi 

Boys who enjoy yaoi (a genre in Japan that contains sexual and/or romantic relations between two men); literally translates to "rotten boy"; corresponding female : fujoshi
Alex blatantly displayed his fudanshi side to his friends.
fudanshi by Yuri Katsuki January 13, 2017
Word of the Day on July 5, 2026

country mile 

When country folk refer to a country mile it is considerd to be round 10 miles per country mile..ish...we boonfolk dont really consider distance
"I walked a country mile to see Earls new truck"
country mile by CountryBoy1243 August 30, 2006
Word of the Day on July 4, 2026