Flobknob 

A person who is trying to be the boss,hardman,and general bully,but has no spine,leadership skills,and generally a clueless,shirker (avoids what is required)avoids confrontation ,and makes a lot of noise " We must get this done" ...then disappears somewhere and only shows up and claims team effort and/or glory from a project.

A person trying to be a " Hardon" but only comes up soft when faced with a confrontation or problem.

Un-proactive,a waste of breathable air...

The boss is a complete flobknob,he is meant to sort stuff out for me,but is clueless to what is needed.

Flobknob by engrishplease March 1, 2011

flabknob 

1: cock that can never get hard
2: small, flabby boobs made of just skin

Jess: I dumped him cos he had a flabknob
Sara: He said he left you cos you have flabknobs

Dave: LOL GUSY LUK @ MI FLABKNOB!

flabknob by flabknob December 29, 2007

flocknob 

pain in the ass

You are such a flocknob!!!

flocknob by skwysh January 18, 2009

flobnobber 

a floppy dick

when old men dont take enough viagra they often have a flobnobber

flobnobber by Tikilo April 19, 2009

flobbnob 

you sht youself

uh dood i flobbnobed

flobbnob by boat 1 April 19, 2022