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Flobknob 

A person who is trying to be the boss,hardman,and general bully,but has no spine,leadership skills,and generally a clueless,shirker (avoids what is required)avoids confrontation ,and makes a lot of noise " We must get this done" ...then disappears somewhere and only shows up and claims team effort and/or glory from a project.

A person trying to be a " Hardon" but only comes up soft when faced with a confrontation or problem.

Un-proactive,a waste of breathable air...
The boss is a complete flobknob,he is meant to sort stuff out for me,but is clueless to what is needed.
Flobknob by engrishplease March 1, 2011
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flabknob 

1: cock that can never get hard
2: small, flabby boobs made of just skin
Jess: I dumped him cos he had a flabknob
Sara: He said he left you cos you have flabknobs

Dave: LOL GUSY LUK @ MI FLABKNOB!
flabknob by flabknob December 29, 2007
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you sht youself
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