flabknob 

1: cock that can never get hard
2: small, flabby boobs made of just skin

Jess: I dumped him cos he had a flabknob
Sara: He said he left you cos you have flabknobs

Dave: LOL GUSY LUK @ MI FLABKNOB!

flabknob by flabknob December 29, 2007

Flobknob 

A person who is trying to be the boss,hardman,and general bully,but has no spine,leadership skills,and generally a clueless,shirker (avoids what is required)avoids confrontation ,and makes a lot of noise " We must get this done" ...then disappears somewhere and only shows up and claims team effort and/or glory from a project.

A person trying to be a " Hardon" but only comes up soft when faced with a confrontation or problem.

Un-proactive,a waste of breathable air...

The boss is a complete flobknob,he is meant to sort stuff out for me,but is clueless to what is needed.

Flobknob by engrishplease March 1, 2011

flabknocked 

when someone is so flabbergasted that they kill you with a singular strike to the noggin

"kris was so flabbergasted that he flabknocked the heck outta his coworker

flabknocked by mistercoolguythesauve6900 March 24, 2023