flobbnob 

you sht youself

uh dood i flobbnobed

flobbnob by boat 1 April 19, 2022

flobbynobbydingdong 

Climbing a tree, then subsequently having a wank and eventual orgasm in the tree.

"I had such a good flobbynobbydingdong last night, you should try it some day!"

"Damn! Katniss just did a flobbynobbydingdong mid-Hunger Games!!"

flobbynobbydingdong by bobbumder July 18, 2016

Flobknob 

A person who is trying to be the boss,hardman,and general bully,but has no spine,leadership skills,and generally a clueless,shirker (avoids what is required)avoids confrontation ,and makes a lot of noise " We must get this done" ...then disappears somewhere and only shows up and claims team effort and/or glory from a project.

A person trying to be a " Hardon" but only comes up soft when faced with a confrontation or problem.

Un-proactive,a waste of breathable air...

The boss is a complete flobknob,he is meant to sort stuff out for me,but is clueless to what is needed.

Flobknob by engrishplease March 1, 2011

flobnobber 

a floppy dick

when old men dont take enough viagra they often have a flobnobber

flobnobber by Tikilo April 19, 2009

Flobblobblob 

Sexy person who loves sex on there periods

Let me fuck you you little flobblobblob

Flobblobblob by Flobblobblob October 3, 2021