FLIDIOT (flid-ee-ot) n. A person who asks for something to be passed to them when they are capable of reaching it on their own, as if their arms are too short.
For example ; "pass the saltplease". "get it yourself you flidiot"
(verb/noun) To accurately mix topics in a sentence in order to better explain the core idea or regardless.
(You telling ur friend not to talk mix up some private stories in a convo) -Hey man, stop flifonning this shit. It ain't cool.
(You telling your friend he did a good job of telling a story) - Mate, you surprized me, but the flifon was good.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.