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fliddle on me.
fliddle by bates June 27, 2003
The act of defecating onto someone and them playing in it like a fiddle.
Damn bro she played with my shit like a fliddle
Fliddle by Cburba March 18, 2024

Fliddle docker

Its a swear word only people under 13 can use. It means anything any other swear word would.
"your such a Fliddle docker!" Fliddle docker replaces bitch.
Fliddle docker by Noopydoo January 15, 2023

A thank you doesn't pay the fiddler 

A thank you doesn't pay the consequences of one's actions
Miguel I dropped 20 dollars man and I haven't ate in two days I'm starving! Here's a damn burger a thank you doesn't pay the fiddler!

Fiddler's Green

A legendary imagined afterlife, where there is perpetual happiness, a fiddle that never stops playing, and dancers who never tire. There are endless pure green hills and the sky never goes gray. Beer flows like rivers and there is never a weary soul.

It is said you must be either an Irish sailor or a cavalryman to be worthy to enter.
When a sailor or cavalryman dies, they will enter Fiddler's Green. All of their fallen friends will be waiting for them there with two pints in hand. They will stand and watch as everyone else marches off to hell.
Fiddler's Green by 19DeltaScout March 10, 2011

Friddleburger 

A disease one may contract while living in the dorms at SDSU.
You look like shit RJ.
Yeah, I think that guy I hooked up with gave me the Friddleburger.
Friddleburger by NickFirato December 12, 2007
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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