A flesh turban is when a man stretches his scrotum over another person's head. Must be done in extreme heat so the scrotum is more loose and it better represents a turban.
Bill: It's so hot right now! Almost 100°!
Conor: Could you give me a flesh turban, Bill?
Bill: Sure thing, pal!
Conor: Could you give me a flesh turban, Bill?
Bill: Sure thing, pal!
by Penguinsex April 15, 2016
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Did you see that dumbass try to merge on the freeway at 35 mph...she needs a flesh turbin and maybe she'll wake up with her foot on the accelerator.
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