Flaysham 

The act of flaying the skin while simultaneously masturbating exclusively to hello kitty but not in a weird way. then covering the slayed skin in the purest alcohol available and lighting it on fire but only with a match no lighter bull shit before putting the flame out with the oowy goowy delicious creamy white extract. Warning this can only be done a limited amount of times based on girth.

hey bro have you tried flayshaming it helped me get through my suicidal teenage emo phase.

Flaysham by The Cock Handler (not gay) August 11, 2024

flatshaming 

When you shame someone for being skinny

I’m flatshaming you

flatshaming by The only pug July 16, 2021

Flatshame

British Informal

Noun: The embarrassment, self-consciousness or mild humiliation you feel about the flat you live in, especially when comparing it with other people’s homes or when faced with the prospect of inviting someone over.

Flatshame can be caused by anything from questionable décor and ancient furniture to mould, landlord-standard magnolia walls, a depressing kitchen, a chaotic flatshare, or simply living somewhere that does not match the version of your life you would ideally like other people to see.

Verb (Flatshame/Flatshaming): To make someone feel embarrassed or inferior about the condition, appearance, size, location or general quality of their flat.

This can be deliberate (openly mocking someone’s home) or indirect, such as making horrified comments about their rent, furniture, kitchen or living arrangements.

“I’d invite everyone back to mine, but I’ve got major flatshame.”
“I spent the whole Uber ride home praying she wouldn’t ask to come up because the flatshame was kicking in.”
“Don’t flatshame me. The landlord hasn’t decorated since 2004.”
“He spent twenty minutes taking the piss out of my bathroom. He was fully flatshaming me.”

Flatshame by o.k.o.h August 16, 2026